A group text set at Cain and Abel’s on a Tuesday night, during their $1 beer special.
R: I made the mistake of ordering dessert at Cain’s.
J: Chef Ramsey over here at Cain’s did some mad swirling.
J: Like a chocolate spirograph.
S:
J: This is called a “molten chocolate cake” on the menu. No molten present.
J: Cain’s baker: “I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ORDER THIS MY WHOLE LIFE!!!! FINALLY!”
R: We think they ran to Wag-A-Bag real quick for the components.
J: The molt is everywhere.
R: Deconstructed molten cake.
M: That cherry is delightful.
R: Ron Howard: It was not in fact delightful.